all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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