Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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