Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Boobs speak an international language.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
where are my eyebrows?
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