he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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