its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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