I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
