operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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