is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
