Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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