you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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