its not stalking. its research.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
As shirtless as possible
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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