hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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