Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wish my penis had a tongue
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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