btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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