Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Soap is not a condiment
I cockslap morals
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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