just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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