How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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