We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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