you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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