the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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