i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
where are you?
Hypothermia
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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