Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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