i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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