Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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