Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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