i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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