You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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