Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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