This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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