No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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