Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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