it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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