how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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