Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
