We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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