i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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