in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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