would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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