she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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