Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
