I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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