My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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