But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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