Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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