Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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