that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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