You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im six kinds of drunk right now
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
