Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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