I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
