So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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