when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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