she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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