I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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